Reportedly, Lil' Kim's latest tantrum stems in part from the fact that George Bush can't be bothered to schedule bonding chitchats with a murderous, dictatorial, communist lunatic.So, since the Dear Freak-boy Murderer is frustrated in this, perhaps it is because he missed his true calling;
A career in Hollywood is his true calling. Politically, he'd fit right in.
Maybe we can get him on an island-based, Survivor-style reality show with fellow comrades Sean Penn, Barbra Streisand, Michael Moore and the Dixie Chicks? He can even bring his nukes and put them to good use for once, if he gets the urge. Frankly, who wouldn't?
Or how about a Big Brother show with fellow megalomaniacal nutbars,...[Go read the whole thing. - ed.]