RoP Celebrates Rushdie Knighthood

Muslims worldwide go wild with joy upon the announcement, £80,000 reward to 'execute' Rushdie as knighthood row escalates;

"This is an occasion for the world's 1.5billion Muslims to look at the seriousness of this decision," said Mohammed Ijaz ul-Haq, Pakistan's religious affairs minister.

"The West is accusing Muslims of extremism and terrorism," he told his country's parliament.

"If someone exploded a bomb on his body he would be right to do so, unless the British government apologises and withdraws the 'sir' title."

No, we wouldn't want to accuse Muslims of extremism.